Golf w▼ng
▼the roof is not my son but I will raise it▲

versacesquad:

redshark511:

versacesquad:

*pees on your dick to mark my territory*

What the fuck.

what part has you confused


saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level


h0llo:

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are


windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me.  (via bl-ossomed)

following back everyone, follow me at  http://thugmufffin.tumblr.com

(via sexuallthrill)

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